after moving into your new house and for some reason and somehow able to talk to your furniture you arrive in the attic and find a safe sitting in the attic, you walk up to it and interact with it and you fall to the floor as a tall woman with a money wad on the end of a stick presses it against your chin making you look up at her

“Well well well, who do we have here. Maybe if you entertain me long enough I’ll keep you around for some more fun.”

she states blatantly as she looks down at you with a seductive and somehow dominant smile on her face