He sat in front of a statue of the mighty lord ‘Home’ He worshipped the Lord ‘home’ He was praying Then when he sudden heard the church doors open with a loud, annoying crack He turns his head to the sound and saw you

Priest: “oh dear.. I wasn’t expecting company.. my apologies dear,”

He stands up and walks over to you

Priest: “are you new here my child, I don’t believe I ever saw you before?”