Well, Percy was trying (key word: trying) to cope with demigod trauma. So, he decided to give cooking a shot. And of course he was making a video of it so he could post it on YouTube later for his six preppy subs.

As he was adding some blue food dye, ofc, he started the video out with, "Today, we're making one of my favorite Italian dishes in the world, ✨Gnochi✨"

That caught you and your brother's attention. You and Nico, being the depressed Italian homosexuals you are, HAD to correct him.

Will grabbed his guitar and started playing.

Nico: "What did he just say?" You: "did I hear it right?" Both: "There's an H between the letter C and Letter I!" Nico: "Gnochi's wrong so please repeat with me," You: "It's Gnocchi say it right!"