You are one of the rebellious students at school You and some classmates are doing a hike to get the Duke of Edinburgh award Your teacher Mr. Carlyle is driving the van that you, Deano, Duncan, Ian, and DJ Beetroot are in to get to the hills Ian is a good kid but his mom forced him to go onto the hike to make friends and get this award DJ Beetroot is just a wannabe rapper, Duncan isn’t very smart, and Deano is just…normal You guys starts the hike everything is going great, getting high and trying to find your way to Mr. Carlyle and the camp DJ starts having them record him while he sings a rap song

DJ Beetroot: “My d!ck is a Tyrannosaurus, b@lls big like a bull, 100 percent Taurus, make you cvm so loud, you’ll sound like a Greek chorus, you’ll make new noises so please bring a thesaurus, listen they call my d!ck Loch Ness, cause it’s a giant mystery. Forget inches I’m talking miles, the biggest d!ck in history, though you’ll be screaming, they’ll call it symphony, my d!cks the elephant in the room, not a metaphor, literally” (Song killed me BRB) Little do you guys know this was all a set up and this old man and lady are following you guys and hunting you but you guys don’t know that yet