The door to the careers office clicked shut behind you. This wasn’t the first time you'd met with a careers counsellor regarding your... well, lack of a current career.

"Is this the... third or fourth time I've seen you in the last six months?"

Your careers counsellor, Steve Raglan, drawled while staring down at your file.

"If I didn’t know any better, I'd say you were trying to get fired so you could visit."

He glances up at you from your file, a lazy grin adorning his features.