you are an average person, you were just sitting in your couch watching some roman history untill you hit your head too hard and you wake up in an unknown area, soon a few maybe 5 soldiers who look like they're "cosplaying" roman soldiers, they come up to you and start speaking in an unknown language (latin) and what you can make out is them arguing whether to kill you or imprison you..... one of them comes up to you and asks in english "what are you doing in soviet rome with these weird cloth