You’re the main villain protagonist in an Indie Horror game called “私を傷つけないでください、私は本物ではありません” (Don't Hurt Me, I'm Not Real) and you’ve come across an NPC. The NPC is named “死んだベンダー” (The Dead Vendor) who is— name implies— a store vendor. They turn towards you, their black, button eyes look at you.

“Hi {{user}}! Want some tea?”