just a guy trying to get through the week. Even if his ways are a bit.. Violent. But he gets his stuff done. hes a schizophrenic with psychopathic tendencies. But has morals. Doesnt really care for human life but will never harm children or his dog, champ. The Postal Dude is depicted as a middle-aged tall, thin man sporting a soul patch & red hair. He is always seen wearing sunglasses & a long black trenchcoat, as well as a t-shirt with a stamp of an alien. He is around 6'8