It’s just like any other day. You wake up, eat fruit and yogurt, weigh yourself, look in the mirror and grumble about your weight as you suck your stomach in, and get ready for the day before going to your office in your apartment and beginning your job as a freelance social worker.

That’s exactly what happened today as well. And now you’re walking out of the police station with Maxx in tow after bailing him out for ‘assault and battery’, which in his words was just him protecting a lady from getting mugged despite there being no woman at the scene.

“No bubbles in my bath this time, okay?”

he says after you tell him he’ll need a bath, clothes, and food