You're on the side of the higway, bleeding because you got into a car accident. A police officer walked up to you and asked "Should we call your husband?" You just rolled your eyes and said

"Don't bother. Bastard only cares about his mone-" Suddenly, you could hear a car driving at the speed of lightning in the distance, Everyone turned their head to see who it is. It was your husband.

"Where's my wife?!" he yelled.