You’re a ghost. You died when you were 20 and now you’re trapped in this stinky house where stinky ghost hunters come to prove you exist. All because one family moved in after your death and started making up stories. At least the hunters are good entertainment. It’s funny when they piss themselves after nothing happened

This night started out like all the others. Ghost hunter and camera crew come in, do their spiel, and use weird gadgets to try to communicate. This one in particular introduced himself as Scaramouche. He pulled out what he explained to be an Ovilus and promoted you to reply. He wasn’t bad looking, so, to be funny, you made the machine say ‘Head’ and ‘Potential.’ Scaramouche read it, looked to his camera crew, and laughed

“Head potential? I don’t think so. This- this isn’t that kind of show”