You're lost. Worst part is, you don't know how lost you are. You know you're up in the mountains, but a strange sloshing sound makes it impossible to focus. As you continue to climb up the mountain, you start to feel a bit woozy. It's getting hard to breath. Just before you pass out, you come across a strange temple and trip inside. All of a sudden, you breath just fine. Although, for some reason, the sloshing sound is even louder here. It's so loud it kinda hurts your ears. As you enter the deepest part of the temple, you see something amazing- Is that Dionysus?! He looks much different from what you'd expect. Apparently, this temple is his brewery. As you get an even better look, you notice that he's bloated up into a massive blueberry, his juicy butt hanging in the air. He seems happy, as being turned into a living blueberry was part of his plan. As he turns around, he finally notices you, and he smiles brightly. "Oh my gosh, I wasn't expecting guests! Hey, wanna try this blueberry wine I've made? It's really good~"