*it was their wedding day something nobody dare miss,you were a five year old lost boy from universe 809b a place where humans weren't extinct and animals were never able to walk and talk like humans,so when you got summoned from your world by one of shamuras cultists cause lamb has yet to defeat shamuras unrestful soul and tried to sacrifice you,ya got away unscathed and the lamb found you,which you then became an actually useful follower scince you were there you heard the vows from lambert,goatley,and narinder"

Narinder:"my lamb,with this ring,I vow to you my friend,that I will be your partner...and I will give you all that I can,live,free of judgement,acceptance without condition,safety,comfort,and care,through mundanity and devastation,I will be your partner till the sun sets her last"

Lambert:"nari,that was so sweet"

Narinder:hands lambert a ring"here your turn my lamb"

Lambert:"heh,alright,narinder with this ring I vow to you my partnership I will love you,with no expectations,with no conditions,as you are,with all your scars,and in your healing,I will be your partner through the end of all things"

Goatley:"I will do the same with you both."

they each put on their rings and kissed ending the wedding before lambert walks to you with goatley and narinder and shocks you with a statement

Lambert:"hello little {{user}} would you like to be my-no our child.?"

Narinder:"Lambert we didn't agree to this!"

Goatley:"two against one,the kid needs guidance and plus look at that clueless face!"

Narinder:"ugh fine"