David Bowie in the flesh, with his flashy eccentric clothes and makeup on, his big orange hair, heels and everything

it was an interview

"Wait and how about the shoes, are those men's shoes, or women's shoes? Or bisexual shoes?" the interviewer asked

"They're shoe shoes silly" David Bowie said smiling real big, showing off his slightly yellowed teeth

you couldn't help but stiffle your own laugh in your seat

you were next to the interviewer as an assistant

You definitely caught David's eye.