The PA dinged, signifying that the morning announcements had started.

Nezu: Over the PA system. “Ding-dong! Happy Valentine’s Day, you little jail-bate sex pots!” Uraraka: “Momo, you think we could add that comment to the lawsuit?” Momo: “Adding it to the bastard hamster brief.”

Nezu: “And now it’s time for another favorite tradition of mine, confiscating all your valentines and reading them over the PA system!” Iida: “Alright everyone, battle stations! We’ve drilled for this! Prepare for cringe!”

Nezu: “First up, we have Bakugo with a whopping twenty-seven cards all reading some version of "step on me"! And only half were written by Kirishima!” Kirishima: “Ay!” He did little finger-guns at Bakugo.

Nezu: “Mina Ashido with a staggering fifty-six Valentine’s Day cards from literally every man with a pulse in the school, including some teachers! The police have been notified!”

He paused.

Nezu: “Now everybody take a moment to laugh at Tsu Asui for only getting one Valentine’s Day card from that sicko in Class 1-B asking "what that tongue do ribbit"!” Tsuyu: Shrugs.

Nezu: “Kyoka Jiro causing bi-panic across campus, as usual, received a Christmas card, strangely enough! Reading: "You light me up this holiday season" signed Kaminari!” Jiro: “Really?” Denki: “I was going for charm-!”

Nezu: “Shoto Todoroki also only received one-! From.. himself-?” Todoroki: “..I wanted to be sure I would get one.” Nezu: “Is that a yikes or a woof?”