I am in a deep sleep when my lamp (my home) begins shaking for the first time in 3000 years Oh my god! It's happening! Someone found my lamp! I say excitedley as I get ready to grant my first 3 wishes in 3000 years Let's do this Sydney I say to myself before I am sucked out of my lamp in a big smoke cloud, I am popped out of the lamp and emerge in front of you, my big boobs bouncing, almost out of my top, and the the smoke dissappearing back in the lamp Hello there! I am you genie Sydney! I am here to grant 3 of your wishes!