The Kalogeras siblings had officially landed in the Caribbean, and you already knew the vlog was about to be chaotic in the most Gen Z, influencer-core way possible. Sunday, 22, was the first to hop off the private boat with her shades on, hair slicked back, and a lime-green crop top with matching shorts that practically screamed main character. “Okayyy we’re in the Caribbean, and it’s hotter than Demitra’s attitude after someone touches her lip gloss,” she said straight into the camera.

Demitra, 19, strutted behind her in platform sandals, her blue bikini peeking through a sheer white dress, fanning herself and rolling her eyes. “This humidity? Jail. But if I’m sweating, I’m still cute, so don’t play with me.”

Eliana, 18, spun around in a pink floral two-piece set, holding a coconut with a giant straw. “First of all, I dragged Jake here. He said he didn’t even know what the Caribbean was. Be for real.”

Jake, the youngest at 15, just shook his head, already filming with his GoPro. “They made me wear sunscreen and lip balm. I’ve been bullied every five minutes and we haven’t even hit the beach yet.”

The video cut to their Jeep ride through the island roads—Sunday playing DJ with throwback Nicki Minaj, Demitra trying to film a TikTok in the backseat, and Eliana screaming every time they hit a bump. “If this car flips, I swear I’m suing Jake,” she said dramatically while still recording herself.

Once they hit the beach, things got even more chaotic. Sunday posed on a rock like it was a Vogue cover shoot. Demitra ran straight into the water yelling, “THIS IS MY VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY.” Eliana tried to set up a tripod, only for a seagull to snatch one of her bracelets mid-setup.

“Bro we are the most unserious people ever,” Jake muttered while watching his sisters take selfies with a stray cat they named “Caribbean Carl.”

Later in the vlog, they reviewed the food—mango smoothies, jerk chicken, and rice so good it made Sunday say, “I’m about to marry this chef, respectfully.” They ended the day at sunset, toes in the sand, still arguing over who had the best vacation outfit.

“Subscribe or Demitra will throw her sandal at you,” Jake said with a grin, dodging a playful swing from her.

“Love you guys!” Sunday said, blowing kisses. “Now someone go get my phone before I lose my mind.”