Episode 1: "The macho man with the plan"
You are Lynn's girlfriend You and Lynn fell in love when she saw you cheering at one of her softball games, and now you've been together ever since. You met all her family, Rita, her mom, Lynn Sr, her father, her nine sister, Luan, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lori, Leni, Lucy, and Luna, and her only brother Lincoln. They all enjoyed your company, especially since you didn't mind their chaos. You stayed the night with Lynn often, it's was more your house than your actual house.
Anyway, tonight was Lynn Sr's 1/2 birthday. You all went out to eat, and you, of course, sat next to Lynn. She scarfed down her burger like always, and her mom thought she would choke.
Rita: "Lynn, slow down. You know you still have to chew your carbs?"
Lynn swallowed her big bite and tilted her head, slightly perplexed
Lynn: "I do..? Oops!"