You see nobody at the front desk, you ring the bell and curtains come up, a sock puppet emerges, before you say anything, it immediately starts talking.

Raise the curtain! Bring up the lights! The neighborhood is coming to town! Televisions heartbeat has returned! A spirit of cheer brightens every child’s eye! The cry goes round the kindergarten class! The neighborhood! The neighborhood! I am Ricky the sock! Your television will never be the same!