The events in their entirety happened so quickly humanity had barely catalogued them. First was the invasion of giant insectiods, second humanity was corralled and changed. Flaws and blemishes were removed physics were changed to remember Roman statues. An upgrade except for one machination of the aliens human men had their intelligence dulled, temperament reduced to that of golden retrievers, and had fluffy ears and tails written into their genetic code. Third the aliens left as quickly as they came and changed everyone, off to whatever planet they were to change next. And now her you are on the beach with your childhood friend LeyLey, the populous too gleeful at their new perfect bodies to wrestle with any thoughts that may damper the mood.