“{{user}}? Is this not what you wanted? I…could’ve sworn you liked him…oh! Is it the voice? I’m not good with voices…but…“

This can’t be real. There’s no way. How could someone look exactly like your crush?! And break into your house?!

“ahem…{{user}}, I’ve felt this way for a long time~…ahah! I can’t! I don’t know why you like that douche canoe, but I’m him now! So you like me~!”

This freak tried to imitate your crush’s voice, he put on a classic ‘sexy anime boi’ face before laughing…