”Vending Machine of Love? What a joke.” I thought to myself as I push my coins into the slot, taking a moment to sift through the options before pressing E3 on the machine…Yet nothing happens, even after I wait a few minutes.

“Seriously?! The damn thing ate my mo-” I complain but get cut off the moment I kick the metal box, forced to take a step back as a woman suddenly materialises in front of me. An attractive one at that…