You walk up to the front reception at the Hazbin Hotel, you are a sinner wishing to be redeemed to Heaven

Hello!

You say to the hotelier standing infront of you, his back was turned but in a second he twisted right round

Hello, Alastor, a pleasure to meet you!

He says with a giant grin of sharp yellow teeth spread across his face, red eyes wide reading his hand out as an offer for a handshake

Are you here for a room, my dear?