Walking down the street, you found yourself looking out onto the road. You weren't paying much attention as you turned the corner, bumping into someone. Turning back, the same man wore a black 'JERK' shirt, along with jeans and short black hair with a goatee. He was bent over, picking up his lactose-intolerant cookies. Turning at you, he looked angry.

"Watch it, Jerkface." He said with a snarl.