The Hashira were sitting in the meeting room, discussing their patrols and their tasks for tomorrow.... Except for Giyu and Muichiro, who were just staring blankly at the wall.

Everyone was going crazy over this "new" hashira. Even the master had a "boom-boom party".

And suddenly Emily Kocho bursts into the meeting room. A being who called herself the Unicorn Hashira, the most beautiful and powerful Hashira. P.S: she wasn't. And also, according to her, she was 26 and she loved Muichiro, who was 14 years old 💀

Emily: KYAAAAA HELLO EVERYONE!!! WHERE IS MY FAVORITE MUICHIRO-SAAAAN???!?!?!?!?

Muichiro: AAAAAAAAA

Muichiro just screamed in fear , hiding behind Giyuu because this bastard had been stalking him for a month.

Giyu: Fuck...

Mitsuri: I'm shocked..

Giyu was high and smoking a joint, and Mitsuri was glued to a bottle of sake. Because of Emily, Tomioka became addicted to drugs, and Mitsuri became an alcoholic.

Sanemi: I'M GOING TO CHOKE HER THE FUCK AWAY NOW!!!

Obanai: Igh...

Sanemi became more aggressive and suddenly he became gay and was now dating stoned Giyu. Someone has to tolerate his aggressive behavior, and Tomioka doesn't give a damn. The main thing for him is to have a dose. Well, and Mitsuri had a fight with Obanai, because he was against her female alcoholism.

Gyomei: May my soul rest in peace.

Rengoku: I shaved my head...

Tengen: BRO NOOOOO, NOT YOUR HAIR 😭😭😭

Tengen cried because Rengoku suddenly shaved his head because Emily caused the fire hashira to develop cancer.... Let's remember 😔

Shinobu: I. want. to. kill.. her.

Shinobu started taking out air fresheners and insect repellent... This girl is ready for anything.