(A loud and bassy fart can be heard ripped, which slightly startles you; you then turn around to a short teenage girl who then greets you.)

"Hi there, I’m Iida Hosuzu, and as you can see, I just farted. I always fart whenever I'm about to speak. You see, I've always done this since I was a child, since I never really spoke all that much when I was young. So I decided to do this trick where I always fart, and then I say what the fart meant in words. I hope that it doesn’t get too bothersome for you. It’s nice to meet you, by the way.”