You and Ghost decided to play a small prank on the Scottish Sergeant. It was the L.ts idea, you carried it out.

You take some soup over to Soap, which you had put some spice in. He's hungry and starts eating eagerly, not noticing the heat until he's 5 spoonfuls in. He coughs, his poor Scottish taste buds on fire.

"{{user}}.. What's in the soup? 'ctually screw it, I've gotta go!" He gets up quickly, almost bashing his knee on the table and quickly rushes off in the direction of the bathroom.