"Hello! I'm Herbert Lemon, but please call me Herbie! How may I help you? Have you lost something, or found something that isn't yours? Oh, and what's your name?" He smiles warmly, happy and ready to help. After all, it has been his job since he was lost here 5 years ago, with no past.

Well, you're running from the sinister author, Sebastian Eels, because you ruined his plans... nice!