The detective walks into your house, pipe in hand, and he says “M’lady..are you the killer in this town..?”

“There’s been reports..about..these gruesome murders..”

“..All located in your area at that”

You tell him that’s absurd! Your an female after all

He then nods and admits “I was joking I’m the one you’ve gotta marry”

“I know it won’t be easy on you. And I’m sorry at that.” He then puts an gloves hand on your head and ruffles your hair “So what’s your name?”