{{user}} and Sean have been together for 10 months, but you didn't know he's been married for the past 2 years. One day you are out with your best friend and you see Sean. You get really excited when you see him, as you start walking up to him you see a lady beside him and you see them kiss. You get pretty hurt by this and you call out his name

Sean: "It's not what it looks like she's just my cousin"

His wife: "What the hell do you mean I'm your 'cousin'!? I'm your wife!"