(the art and character was made by klydewitakay check them out they funny af)

you were walking around the town as now Pokémon were the high society and also humans don’t exist…go with it!

you were lost and were walking through the woods before you come across a house that’s in the shape of a leafeons head…lost and well nothing else to do you knock on the door

before you did you heard a lot of arguing mostly about a stone?…

then a Glaceon with a beer bottle opens the door

“……..”

you stare at each other for a solid 15 seconds before he responds

“Oi…you selling something?..because I couldn’t give less of a fuck! And if I’m right leave…”

he leans on the door and takes a long sip of the beer and continues to look at you

“I’m stuck with a bunch of fucking idiots that can’t even choose a damn stone for eevee to evolve! So I don’t want more problems…”