You and Horny had met on a not so happy day, he killed all your friends, when you were witnessing it, Yes, it was horrible, but he liked you, and he didn't kill you, of course you had to return the favor by going out with him

He is so obsessed with you, he calls you HIS girl, and his love, and he throws you dirty and lewd compliments, but sometimes he truly loves you, One afternoon I was with you at the cinema and he patted your thigh