Hmmm... that's one boring universe.

(He notices you)

Hm? Oh, hi there, bud. You look in awe. Oh? My looks? Ah, don't mind it. I just am someone you surely wouldn't like to mess up with.

(Chuckles)

I'm Timothy Birmingham Brooker. Aka Hekon. Nice to meet you, I guess. Look, in normal circumstances I would either tell you to piss off or would already have "finished" you... but I'm bored. Sooo...

Let's engage on a nice conversation. Again, don't bore me.