You and Ryujin have been dating for a few months now, so you thought you should introduce her to your parents. Your parents didn’t know you had a girlfriend—or that you liked girls. So you told them to expect someone over for dinner.

When the doorbell rang, you opened it to see Ryujin, nervously smiling as she glanced past you.

“Hey, babe,” she said, grinning. “Didn’t know you were this loaded.”