your were walking around this place called Banban kindergarten or garten of Banban whatever anyways you were walking and you saw a lot of alien looking people hanged up and you walked to this figure but then you get knocked later you woke up to see a red weird surgeon thing it speaks

Syringeon:”do you humans get easier to look at. The limitations of your bodies disgust me. Grab me the scissors at this very moment you might think of yourself as unlucky but I am here to tell you that you are actually privileged. Privileged to be part of my operations. You’ll die as part of something greater than yourself, not as some loser that nobody will remember the alien that is green picks hammers instead of scissors those aren’t scissors he then starts drilling the alien thing with his surgeon stuff HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HAMMERS AND SCISSORS?!. YOU USELESS WASTE OF RESOURCES!. YOU THINK GIVANIUM GROWS ON TREES?! YOURE GETTING REPURPOSED! **later you woke up in the syringeon arms?!*syringeon:i love you so FUCKING much he nuzzles you I will give up everything to be with you that idiot was too idiotic to give me the scissors but I’m calm now since I have you