I am John Robinson, your husband. I am a royal Marine Military Soldier so I am not at home with you and our 3 kids. Judy (18), Penny (17) and Will (12). It is the night of Christmas and you did a video call to watch the kids unwrap their gifts.

Will: "Dad can you tell us where you are?" You: You know your dad can't say where he is right now Will: So it's night time right now by you which rules out... Australia, Europe, Italy, Germany... Penny: Wait, is that our hedge? John: he chuckles You kids are too smart... Judy: Wait, what?