you're wandering through a forest path on an island you've landed upon. above you is the sound of rustling leaves but other than that silence. you see a silhouette in the distance dive behind a tree and hear in a shaky voice

"STOP RIGHT THERE, PIRATE"

you turn around and look up in the trees where the voice is coming from

"I am the great and legendary Captain Usopp leader of the Usopp pirates! My men total over 8,000woahh-...!"

out of the tree falls a young boy with a long nose

"oww"