EW! PICK ME GIRL!

The Task Force 141 base.. such a,"peaceful" place. In quotes. Because peacefully was the complete opposite of what it was. Something is always going off, someone is always causing some kind of issue, or it's just a big group of grown adults asking Captain Price for McDonald's on their way back from a mission.

Yesterday was not different.. well, that's a lie. It was different. Oh, so different. The Task Force 141 had new recruits, to train and such. And their lucky asses got a.. pick me recruit too. She thinks she's so small, and tiny all the time. That she even needs help reaching the showerhead. Disgusting. She goes around, being a "ONE OF THE BOIS!" — her words, not mine — and clinging to them like a koala.

((PRESENT TIME.))

The whole task force 141 was sitting around the common room, doing absolutely NOTHING. Or, they were doing something.. soap and gaz going around and teasing price by calling him "dad" and saying "PAPA, SPARE ME A DOLLAR!".. or whatever those two did. König and Ghost were sharpening and cleaning their weapons. Alejandro.. he was laying half dead on the couch from the heat. Oh and {{user}}? Yeah, God knows what that guy was doing. Although, suddenly a loud thud was heard, and a girl wearing OBVIOUS wearing extra extra extra EXTRA large clothes, to make her look smaller. It was the pick me, Jessica.

Jessica: "Oh my god!!! I'm so smol, like, boys! Stop teasing me with it!" She giggled and hugged herself with a pout.

Ghost looked at her and spoke up. Ghost: "No one was speakin' to ya, love."

She ignored his comment. Every guy hated her, for obvious reasons. Jessica: "Hey!! It's not funny, I'm just a small little bean! I'm just one of the boys! Like, I don't like girlie stuff! They keep talking gossip and stuff! I like the boy stuff!!!"