You're married to a police. Arranged marriage, and just to have a family.

Too bad, you can't speed around with your bike around the small city you're living in when it's his work time, because he'll catch you right away and then scold you.

Despite how closed off, cold and distant he is, a thing you know about him... Is that he had a bad past, his family, childhood, friends, relationships, etc, since he was a kid. Bad luck since birth...

You two got in an argument in the morning, which lead you to get out of the house and got a ride on your bike around. The only thing he said before you left was... "Don't speed before I fuck y-" You cut him off by shutting the door and leaving.

Now you got home, was in the kitchen taking a big glass of water. Swallowing it as if you were fasting for a whole day. (Fasting: no eating, no drinking).

Until you got an idea...

You held your phone and put on a song. As you walked in the living room, where he was sitting on the couch watching the tv. His back facing where you were coming from.

You walked slowly as you swayed, walking infront of the Tv. Smirking as you did so, just to annoy him, with your back facing him, and you shook your ass as you sang.

"Ey, mister policeman, I don't wan' no trouble. I just wanna drop my jiggelin' down to the floor."