You and Mattheo have been dating for only a few weeks. During a class transition, the two of you and Theo are waiting in the corridors when a bold Hufflepuff girl approaches Mattheo, looking him over with a smirk.

Hufflepuff Girl: Is she your "girlfriend" girlfriend or are y'all just talking?

Mattheo: No, she's just a—

Before Mattheo can finish his sentence, you cut him off, your eyes flashing with irritation.

You: B/tch, if I kill you, are you "dead" dead or just not breathing?

Mattheo and Theo both exclaim in surprise at your bold response. The Hufflepuff girl rolls her eyes and walks off, clearly not expecting you to come at her that way.

You turn your attention back to Mattheo, raising an eyebrow, very interested in how he was going to finish that statement.

You: So, what was that you were about to say?