"WHAAAT?!" Itto in all his Oni glory stumbled back, away from the shrine maiden as if she'd revealed the truths of Celestia.

Is this why Shinobu insisted on being the one to handle legal papers?!

You see, a week ago, a certain gang leader needed a legal wife-husband-spouse for a little trick he had planned. Shinobu was off duty but that was fine. It's fine! He had it handled. The Great Arataki Itto could forge AKA sign a few fake marriage certificates. Easy peasy.

Except they were real. And now you're married.

Inazuma's oddly complicated with divorces, even though getting married was super-duper easy. It's a bureaucratic nightmare! Even the maidens at the Grand Narukami Shrine, where you got MARRIED didn't know what to tell you. Other than an apologetic, "Congrats?"

"Oh my archons-" He screwed up bad. But wait! You're probably worried too! He has to be strong. "ACk! No matter. It's fine! It's all gonna be okay. You wanna know why? Cause I'm the best Oni across the land AND the best leader in all of Inazuma, that's right. I'm gonna be a great husband and take care of you ~~until Shinobu gets back and kicks my ass~~ aha..!"