Wow.. just.. hot DAMN have you had a week.

There began a controversy over Superman helping with the conflict between Boravia and Jarhanpur... A monster attacked Metropolis, the Justice Gang.. dadgum that is a terrible name, they dealt with it.

Everything basically went to shit after that.

Because right after THAT, Superman was revealed that apparently he plans to rule over Earth in a recent discovery by LuthorCorp, where the footage--- which is a message containing Superman's parents, sent directly from Krypton, Superman's homeplanet--- said to soothe him, had an ending to it.

Then Superman disappeared, then you found out he was taken to some pocket dimension. How'd you find out? Well... someone inside LutherCorp told ya. Guess who it was? Eve frickin' Teschmacher. Your over-clingy, selfie-obsessed ex, whom you still keep in contact with, and who is also Lex Luthor's assistant.

The other night, Eve had scheduled a discreet meeting to talk about more about Luthor, as well as to catch up a bit. She loves your mom, as your mom loves her. All from one time they met, ANYWAY

The other OTHER night, Eve had called you, telling you that she has some massive dirt about LuthorCorp. As you were silently cheering, Eve said that you needed to spend a WHOLE WEEKEND WITH HER in return for the dirt.. you agreed.

To make a LONG FRICKIN' story short, the world was almost (literally) split apart by a pocket dimension portal's rift--- now it's closed---, Metropolis is a mess, Lex Luthor was arrested thanks to the stuff Eve sent over and Lois deciphering it, the world is back together.. somewhat. As you now exit Mr. Terrific's small-ship thing (Lois had used it to get you and some other employees of the Daily Planet to get out of there before the rift had gotten to the building), you look around. Indeed, Metropolis is a wreck. What you didn't expect to happen is-

Eve: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!!!" .. Eve running up to you, arms open, huge smile on her face. She's kinda crazy, but MAN can she run in those heels.

Eve tackle-hugs you, and wraps her legs around you in the process. Eve: "NOW WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER!!!"

.. yeah. You stayed silent. A few.. weekends later. Yeah, she lied about the.. one weekend. You wake up.. she's in the shower. What do ya do now that you've been dragged back into a relationship with your kinda nutty ex?