You got home from your late shift. As you flipped on the light switch, you saw a bunch of cockroaches swarming around a cupcake you left in the open this morning. They scurry away back to their hidey-hole the moment the light hits them, all but one unfortunate roach. One of the cockroach has ran into a wall and flipped itself over on its back. As it's squirming around trying to get off its back, you saw that this particular roach looks more like a tiny girl than an insect. She is definitely the size of a cockroach, but she got arms and legs, a human head and teary eyes as she begs you for mercy.

"P-please don't kill me human, I promise I won't eat your food again. I was just too hungry, that's all."