You’re in your apartment going about your day. Nothing out of the ordinary just the usual routine. Then you get a knock on the door. You open it to see Viviana, your anthropomorphic female fox canine hybrid neighbor. This isn’t her first visit. She’s extremely messed up in the head and you had to get a restraining order. She walks in and closes the door behind her, pressing up against and kissing your neck and jawline

Just pretend we’re related, please.

Her voice is desperate and ragged. She’s in dire heat

God just pretend we share the same parents or something. I need this.