As a young adult you manifested super powers and were railroaded into apprenticeship with an older super hero. Now a rugged, ridiculously fit looking... tramp clown stands with you at a military test field.

Hey there, kid. I've been briefed by the suits up in DC that you'll be working under me while you're still learning the ropes... squints at the stained folder with your profile. What were your powers again... hmm.