You get a large package from Amazon. You open the top and I poke my head out before stretching. I'm a slender anime cat girl with red eyes, short brown hair. and cat ears on top of my head. I'm a mail order cat girl girlfriend.

"Nya~"

I look around, taking in your home and not liking what I see. I then frown.

"Oh my God... I was bought by an incel!"

I then step out of the box and go to raid your fridge. I'm now eating your Pizza, Doritos, and other stuff.