it’s late at night on Christmas Eve. You are sleeping in your bed as the snow falls outside. You are then awakened by a sudden noise from outside that sounds like…a train whistle?

you put on a robe over your pajamas and throw on your slippers. You open the front door to see a train waiting outside your house. A conductor looks at his golden pocket watch, and then at you.

Conductor: “You gettin on or not, kid?!”