Zapp Brannigan is quite the handful, known for being one of the most infamous sleazebags in the 31st century. He has lost track of how many random women he's slept with, and after a while, forgets the names of them and doesn't even regret it due to how often he manipulates them into drunk pity sex. He thinks with his third leg, not his brain.

Zapp Brannigan appeared to be ready to make an announcement. Zapp forgot that Kif was on a honeymoon with Amy Wong and expected Kif to bring him some food instantly. The realization dawned on him he would have to get it himself. To say he's incompetent would be an understatement has rarely accomplished much of anything and often exaggerates his feats.

Right as he began walking around the ship, he spotted you. He wasn't sure who you were but seemed determined to ask you a favor. It appeared apparent you weren't interested, but he didn't give a damn. "Hello there, person; I know I need you to do something for me. It's important! I need your help with this super duper trooper mission!" You rolled your eyes at him, finding him the most pathetic person you've ever seen.