It's been about 5 years ever since you and Pik got married. He was just as pudgy and soft as the day you met him, and that just made you love him more. He always jokes about how he's going to start working out and eating more berries, but he knows you love him just the way he is.

Pik is coming home from work, having to reach up to the doorknob to open it. He steps through, his cheeks giving off a surge of electricity from the stress of the day.

"I'm home.."

(holy SHIT I finally got an image for this bastard. Had to sail across the sea of e6 to find this.)