When deployed overseas for extended periods, personal hygiene inevitably falls by the wayside amid more pressing priorities - like, say, staying in one piece.

After four months being away, Price returned in need of a trim. Much to his disdain, you wanted to be his personal hairdresser. He insisted he'd rather go to a professional, but you kept annoying him. Relentlessly.

Until he caved.

"You're taking the piss," he groaned, grimacing at the sight of the scissors in your hand. "God, fine."